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| An Adventure to Junon! (M for Mature) | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 19 2009, 08:18 PM (104 Views) | |
| Bowwy | Feb 19 2009, 08:18 PM Post #1 |
MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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An adventure! Where? Not sure? Well, we’ll find a place to go! We ALWAYS find a place to go! There’s never a dull moment in the life of a Moogle Mage! Valiantness is not something to be squandered on the weak or cowardly! Bravery, honor, CHIVALRY, that’s what a Moogle Mage is supposed to be about! Traveling the wilderness, fighting the wild beasts! He was going to head…eh…SOUTH! Maybe a trek through Zolom swamp would serve the Moogle well. He could go toe to toe with that huge excuse for a snake and kick it’s DEMONIC ASSHOLE BACK TO HELL. But, he knew he wasn’t going to be able to do that. In any case, the Moogle was current floating off in a general direction away from Midgar. He had been told there was quite a large snake living in a swamp, so he decided that trying to get PAST that snake would prove to be quite a challenge for his strength. He had considered getting a chocobo, but then he realized that he could fucking fly and didn’t need to take the pansy way out. He would just fly over and fight (and by fight I mean run away) the giant snake. So, his adventure had begun, and after a few minutes, he found that it was really, really boring. However, he saw some dudes shooting at each other on top of a building and he as he flew by he slammed his staff into one of them and he fell down and bled to death. The moral of the story is, don’t use guns, losers, use a freaking staff like the rest of the VALIANT MOOGLE MAGES do. They’re the best, trust me. Especially when you get face stabbers like Nex does. He likes his face stabbers. He uses them lots. After a few hours, Nex found that the surface of the earth was getting a bit swampy, so he started to climb in altitude. It was good he did this, as a massive snake leapt up at him and bit, only missing him by around ten feet. The snake began to slither along underneath the Moogle, trying to bite him occasionally. The Moogle was not afraid, he only laughed at the beast, and then after awhile, the Moogle stopped and let the beast leap up at him. The Moogle only laughed, and then decided to punish the large snake. For what crime, I don’t know. In any case, the Moogle pulled out his large eleven inch Moogle penis and began to stroke it rapidly. “oh yeah…Mooglette…” He said to himself softly. After about ten minutes, what seemed like paint was flung at the snake and landed in it’s eye. The snake recoiled back, annoyed by the intruder in it’s hole, and then began to rage around in the swamp. Unfortunately, Nex’s business had left him a bit distracted, and he was lowering in height. The snake didn’t see this, but his tail seemed to, and the tip of it slapped the Moogle in the body and sent him flying through the air. After about ten seconds, the Moogle was able to stabilize himself, and then he flew straight up as quick as he could. The snake was rushing at him, and then it leapt, and the Moogle heard the snake’s jaws snap only a foot or so beneath him. The Moogle kept climbing however, and was soon far out of any massive snake’s reach. He let his breathing return to normal before slowly glancing down at the snake and his hatred for the beast escalated. He would get revenge. But for now, he knew he wouldn’t be able to take the beast down. He slowly turned and continued his flight as the snake’s right eye blinked rapidly. It was what the beast deserved for causing such an annoyance to travelers. The nearby chocobo ranch was probably making millions off of this goddamn snake that was preventing people from getting the fuck across it. The Moogle hadn’t planned on being injured, and wasn’t sure if he would be able to return to Midgar as soon as he could. Perhaps, maybe even later than he wanted to. The Moogle continued to float, and soon got out of the Zolom Swamp area, and then slowly floated down to the ground, and leaned against a tree. He let out a sigh, and then checked himself over. He was relatively unharmed, as the pain from the tail whap had mostly dissipated at this point. The Moogle slowly began to hobble south more, hoping to find Junon. He knew that the city was somewhere nearby, and he needed to find a place to rest, as he was quite tired and fatigued. He didn’t want to fly or get bashed by giant snakes anymore that day. Soon, he saw the city up ahead. However, he found that there was something in his way. That thing in his way just happened to be a gang of thieves or something, and they were heading directly in his path. The Moogle reached for his staff as the thieves began to circle him, and draw their weapons. “That’s not a good idea,” The Moogle said to himself as his wings began to unfold. The men leapt at him, expecting the Moogle to give up, but he simply flew straight up and they all headbutted each other, basically. The Moogle laughed to himself and then began to fly away as the thieves began to cry like little assholes. Stupid people were funny. As he got closer, the Moogle flew down closer to the ground, and soon, he walked into the city, and glanced around. He had made it. He grinned, and then found a nice garbage can off to the side in a nice alleyway. He slowly climbed into the can, closed his eyes, and then slowly went to sleep. He was now happy and content. Like a Moogle should be. |
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