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| Crossing the swamp, among other things. (M); This wont end well... | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 4 2009, 06:40 PM (191 Views) | |
| [-Bag o Bones-] | Apr 4 2009, 06:40 PM Post #1 |
Meteorain (Lv3)
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This was the opportunity that Lini had been wanting for several months. He was finally going to get to do one of the items on his list of things to do while he was traveling. He was finally going to ride a Chocobo. Riding a Chocobo had been on his list of things to do even before he had any experiences on his trip. It was just something that he always wanted to do. Sure, he could have just as easily flown over the swamp. After all, he did have wings and knew how to use them. But, it was more of the experience then the efficiency of the matter. He wanted to have the experience at least once, and this was his opportunity. There was the small issue that he and Nex were on the opposite side of the swamp from the Chocobo farm. But, Lini was resourceful. He had a few numbers in his phone that he could use to solve this problem. So, a few phone calls later, and Lini had the number of the Chocobo farm. They agreed that they would send one of their best Chocobos to the other end of the swamp to pick him up so he could ride back. Lini agreed to that, and that was the arrangement. A Chocobo would be sent over momentarily to pick him up. The owners did wonder who was calling, and why Lini kept saying “Kupo”, but they figured that Gil was Gil, and that his would be as good as any. Nex, on the other hand, declined the offer to ride a Chocobo. Actually, what he had said was much more vocal and profane, but the point was the same. Nex was going to use his helicopter to cross the swamp instead. Lini was okay with that. They’d still be traveling, and Lini wouldn’t have to pay for an extra Chocobo. After what had happened in Junon and Mideel, Lini was practically broke. So, a Gil saved was a Gil earned. Besides, what was 100 Gil when compared to fulfillment of an ambition? So, after a few minutes of waiting near the edge of the swamp, a yellow bird was seen over the horizon. It was approaching faster and faster until it reached the end where Lini was waiting for it. It stopped once it reached the other end and looked around a bit. “Wark?” It said, rather confused. “Right here,” Lini said, flying up to its eye level, “I’m the one who called, Kupo.” “Wark?” It questioned again and cocked its head to the side. The look pretty much said, “But you can fly” and if the Chocobo could talk, that’s what it would have said. “I know,” Lini said, being able to translate other things through at least assumptions from his various chats with the party zombie, “But traveling by Chocobo is something I’ve always wanted to do at least once, Kupo. So, today’s the day I get to mark this off of my list of things to do.” “Wark!” The Chocobo responded, seemingly understanding what the Moogle was saying. To signify this, the Chocobo turned around as if waiting for Lini to climb on. “Yay!” Lini declared, “I knew you’d understand, Kupo.” With that done, Lini flew onto the Chocobo’s back and held on tight. “All right, Kupo,” Lini said once he was secure, “Let’s ride!” “Wark!” The Chocobo responded before taking off in a flash. It really was going as fast as Lini was expecting it too. “Wheeeeeeeee!” Lini cheered as he rode the bird across the swamp. Of course, it’s all fun and game before the attention of a giant freaking snake that lives in the swamp is attracted. Without any warning, said giant snake reared its nasty head out of the swamp water and lunged for Lini. “Sweet merciful Kupos!” Lini shouted out before the Chocobo took a hard right to dodge the oncoming snake. The snake landed with a splash behind the Moogle-Chocobo duo, but it soon continued the chase. “Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a giant Moogle-eating snake in this swamp?” Lini screamed in his brain as he hung on for dear life, hoping the Chocobo knew what it was doing. Nex was probably getting a kick out of this from the safety of his helicopter. Edited by Bag o Bones, Apr 5 2009, 08:08 PM.
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| Bowwy | Apr 4 2009, 08:32 PM Post #2 |
MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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Nex was sitting in his machine with the cockpit open as he watched the chocobo blast into distance out of the swamp, and then next to Lini, ready to be flown. The Moogle seemed to be talking to the chocobo before getting on and beginning to ride across. The Moogle started hitting buttons, and then hit the ignition, causing the machine’s propellers to start up, and then it began to fly up. It was slow, but steady progress. After a few seconds, the machine was about fifty feet in the air, enough to avoid any of the Zolom’s attempts to eat it. The Machine flew forward, and soon, Nex had found Lini and his chocobo counterpart. The Moogle began to laugh slightly as he saw the Zolom only a few yards behind them. If worse came to worse and Lini died, at least Nex would have a great story to tell people. From his spot, the Moogle could hear Lini screaming about man eating snakes, and simply laughed. He set his machine on autopilot and set it to continue forward until out of the swamp, and then flew out of it, and down at a level with Lini and the Chocobo. He was flying fast, and at level with them. He glanced behind him, seeing the snake, and then grinned. “Big mother fucker, ain’t he?” The Moogle said. The snake was trashing behind them, opening it’s mouth every couple of seconds, attempting to swallow them whole. It wouldn’t be a big deal to get past it, but it would be annoying. The Moogle turned, blasting a Thundaga directly at the snake’s head, causing it to stumble for a moment and slow down. The Moogle turned back to Lini. “That thing fucking hates me. Last time I was here, I pissed in it’s eyes. Really pissed it off, REALLY, REALLY pissed it off,” |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Apr 4 2009, 09:24 PM Post #3 |
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Meteorain (Lv3)
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Lini was still holding on for dear life when Nex started flying with them. At the moment, Lini was torn on whether he should be enjoying this life threatening situation this much. At the moment, he was torn on whether he should be screaming in terror or screaming in excitement. Either way, he ended up screaming. If it was in terror or excitement would be a mystery for the ages. The snake was getting closer, snapping its mouth open trying to swallow the travelers. The Chocobo was going even faster to try and avoid the horrible fate that would await them if it slowed down even slightly. Nex did slow it down slightly when it blasted it in the face with a lightning bolt. It was effective, but only slowed the snake down for a moment, before it continued the chase. It started coming after them even faster now, and Nex went into a bit of the history he had with the snake. “Well,” Lini said, the words being pulled out of his mouth by the high speeds, “I hope he doesn’t remember you, Kupo. Otherwise, this will probably get worse before it gets better!” The chase continued for a few more moments before Lini caught sight of the other end of the swamp. “We’re almost there, Kupo!” Lini shouted, “Only a few more seconds until…” That was a far as Lini got. As he was talking, one of the shiny red Materia that he had in his sword began to glow slightly. Finally, there was a bright glow, and then Lini and the Chocobo had vanished out of sight. For a moment, everything was quiet. And then, another loud scream was heard. Lini had appeared riding on a different Chocobo. This one was going even faster then the one he had been riding earlier. This would have been perfect, except that Lini had appeared on the side of the swamp that he had been trying to reach, and was now going at extremely high speeds towards the side of the swamp he had just come from. “WHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE!” Lini shouted as he barreled through the swamp for a second time. The snake continued its chase of the poor Moogle, and burst out of the water to rear up over them. Lini had almost no control over his path, and slammed right into the giant snake. Lini was tossed from his position from the crash and was launched at an even higher speed then the time that Nex used his wind magic on him. Lini flew a great distance due to this propelling, and actually landed on the other side of the swamp. The Chocobo he had been riding had vanished with a poof the moment it crashed into the stunned snake. The original Chocobo was standing at the other end of the swamp, utterly confused at what had just happened before returning to the ranch. “How did that happen?” Lini asked to himself as he sat up on the original side of the swamp. The red Materia in his sword slowly lost its glow. Lini did notice the dying glow, and gave the Materia an odd look as he waited for Nex to catch up. |
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| Bowwy | Apr 5 2009, 09:00 AM Post #4 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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Nex glanced behind him at the snake, and grinned as he saw it thrashing, yearning for just that extra little bit of push that would allow it to swallow both of them whole. The Moogle stared into it’s eyes for a moment, and then saw it. There was still a bit of red ping in its eye. It remembered the Moogle all right, for its eye was still in pain. He began to laugh, doing rolls in the air. He had never been this close to the snake on the ground before, but damn, it was fun! It was much more fun than simply flying over. They were almost to the edge of the swamp, so Nex began to relax, but then out of nowhere, Lini appeared on the side of the swamp they had almost reached, and he was now blasting across the swamp in the direction they had just come. A moment later, Lini crashed into the snake, and then was sent flying all the way to the other side of the swamp again. Nex was confused, and then flew straight up, over the snake, and over to Lini’s position. He slowly came down, and then reached into his pocket, calling his machine back. “Um…” Nex started, a little confused. “Do you have any idea what just happened? Because I’m at a loss here…” He glanced out into the swamp, seeing the snake had a bit of confusion too. He laughed a little, and then turned back to Lini, awaiting an answer, or at least something to help the Moogles better understand the situation. “As far as I know, you just magically summoned a Chocobo that blasted you over to this side of the swamp...am I correct?” He scratched his head, still wondering what the fuck had just happened. |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Apr 5 2009, 01:31 PM Post #5 |
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Meteorain (Lv3)
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Nex’s answer seemed to be as good as any when it came to answering the mystery of how Lini ended up back where he started. “Okay,” Lini said, “So once I got to that end of the swamp, I somehow got another Chocobo and then ended up on this end of the swamp. Well, that sounds like as good an answer as any. So, I guess we’ll chalk this one up to “The universe has a twisted sense of humor” and that will be the end of that.” Lini got back to his feet before taking a few feet into the air. He then pulled out his sword to show it to Nex. “Whatever it was, I think the red Materia had something to do with it. It was glowingly oddly the entire time. It’s different from the one that I found after that snowy day in Junon. I had found it in North Corel. Do you have something along these lines?” Lini then remembered that he was on the wrong side of the swamp. “I don’t feel like going across this anymore. At least, not for a while. So, I suggest we head back the other way.” Lini looked back over the swamp. The snake was still watching them with a hungry look. It was as if it was daring the two Moogles to come back into its territory. “That thing is annoying,” Lini said, “I can understand why you would do what you did to it. It deserves whatever it gets.” |
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| Bowwy | Apr 5 2009, 06:37 PM Post #6 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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Nex’s machine slowly floated down next to him, and he made sure everything was alright, and then he glanced over at Lini. Indeed, the universe had a sick sense of humor, but to tell the truth, Nex had one that was even more disgusting and cruel. He stared at the snake for a moment, ideas coming into his head as Lini continued to speak. They could pull that off easy, right? He was so deep in thought he almost didn’t answer Lini, but responded with a “Yeah, I have this red materia…got it in…Junon…when it was really cold…huh…” The Moogle’s thoughts went back to that. If we could produce enough, we could cocoon the fucker, right? He couldn’t break out of THAT…it’s like effin steel… The Moogle glanced over at Lini as he said it deserved whatever it got. Nex hadn’t produced in about a week, mostly because he was storing up for the annual flow a thon, but this day was far more important. If they could pull this off, well…it would be pretty fucking awesome, to say the least, but he’d need Lini’s help. He nodded, and then glanced over at the other Moogle, and began to explain. “Listen, Lini, I know a way we can piss of this snake, but I need your help, okay?” He floated up about fifty feet into the air, and then started to breathe heavily. He then reached down into his magic Moogle pants and pulled out his 9 and a half inch furry Moogle penis. He glanced down at Lini. “No homo,” He then began to stroke formentioned penis while the snake continued to try to eat him, leaping up and hissing insanely. The Moogle took about fifteen minutes before any signs were showing, but then his left leg started to twitch a bit. “Almost there…” The Moogle muttered to himself. Both of his eyes were closed, but occasionally one eye cracked to make sure the snake was still in target. A few minutes later, and the Moogle’s leg began to twitch more heavily. “Almost…almost…” His fur began to stand up straight, and electricity began to run through his body. “Ow, OW OW FUCK…ow…okay…” A little control went a long way. A few moments later, the Moogle began to twitch insanely and then a RUSH of white fluid blasted out of the Moogle like a fire hydrant and blasted the snake to the ground. “Phew…” The Moogle said, and then the red materia he had mentioned earlier began to shine brightly, and then there was a flash, and after this flash, Nex was no more, but a large, blue woman! The woman stood still for a moment, and then cried, “DIAMOND DUST!” and then in every direction imaginable an ice shard was blasted. The swamp below was littered with him, and the snake was beat down. Hopefully, Lini took cover. After a moment of this, another flash occurred, and then Nex reappeared. He floated to the other side of the swamp, and collapsed. “Effin awesome. Your turn," Edited by Bowwy, Apr 5 2009, 06:38 PM.
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Apr 6 2009, 01:43 PM Post #7 |
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Meteorain (Lv3)
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Nex seemed to be in his own world for a moment as Lini talked. He only made passing reference to the first time that they had met. That was all well and good. After all, it wasn’t a proper introduction back then. It was only later that they decided to join together on their adventure. As it stood, Nex had come across one of the red Materia from that day as well. However, it appeared that all of Lini’s talking was distracting Nex from his plan, so he stopped talking after he said that the snake deserved whatever it got. That was apparently all that Nex needed to hear. The Moogle Mage had a plan to really piss of the snake, but he needed Lini’s help to do so. “Whatever it is, Kupo,” Lini replied, eager to do something mean to it, “I’m in.” It might not have been very knight-ish to do that, but the snake had insulted their Moogle honor by trying to eat them. Therefore, the snake deserved whatever Nex had planned. Nex then flew into the air once Lini agreed. Lini was going to assume whatever Nex had planned, he would tell Lini when he would be needed for it. Lini watched as Nex went up, and then pulled out his furry Moogle penis. “Wait,” Lini thought, “He’s not going to do what I think he’s about to do, is he? He knows that Moogles…” Lini’s train of though derailed when Nex started doing exactly what Lini thought he was going to do. Nex started stroking his Mooglehood over the snake, as it tried to reach up and eat him. It was to no avail, as Nex was too high for the snake to reach. Lini started to laugh slightly as the time passed. “Well,” Lini thought, “Nex was right. When he’s done, the snake will be really pissed off at us.” It was a terrible plan that was so terrible that it was hilarious. With the snake unable to reach its target, and Nex’s continuous stroking, it was only a matter of time before the inevitable came about. The inevitable happened after a few minutes, when Nex’s entire body began twitching. Shortly afterward, Nex released a massive amount of white fluid which splattered all over the snake. If that wasn’t enough, the other Moogle vanished and took the form of the ice woman from Junon. An ice attack was brought to the snake and general area, in addition to the insult that Nex had brought to it just moments ago. Fortunately for Lini, the ice attack missed him, almost forming an outline of his body. A moment later, Nex reappeared and returned to where Lini was and informed Lini that it was his turn. That was Nex’s plan apparently. He wanted the both of them to cover the snake with their Moogle juices. The snake, meanwhile, was thrashing wildly, unable to see after Nex’s blast to its face and head. Lini started to laugh a bit. He had said that he would help in Nex’s plan and he was a Moogle of his word. Lini removed his sword and armor and left them on the ground near Nex. “This is going to be so wrong and yet so right on way too many levels.” Lini told his traveling partner before taking to the air as well. Lini hadn’t been able to have a moment alone, so to speak, since before he had left on his trip, and that was quickly approaching the seven-month mark. “This is going to leave such a mess.” Lini thought as he went higher into the air. Once Lini was about fifty or so feet into the air, he stopped. He then reached down to pull out his ten inch furry Moogle penis and aimed for the snake. “Likewise,” Lini told Nex, “No homo.” Lini then began stroking his dick and keeping it aimed at the snake. After about ten minutes, Lini felt a light spasm rock his body, followed by a wave of pleasure. “Okay…okay…” Lini whispered to himself as he started to breathe heavily, “Oh, this is going to be a big one…” Lini slowed down slightly. This might be done as repayment for the snake trying to eat them, but that didn’t mean that Lini couldn’t enjoy it. A few minutes later, another pulse shook through Lini’s body. “Almost….there…” Lini moaned slightly as he felt his body twitch. Every piece of fur on Lini’s body began to stand, even the hair on his pompom. A small, clear colored bead formed at the tip of Lini’s furry penis before getting caught in the stroking that the Moogle was doing. Several more formed, each one getting caught in the Moogle’s stroking, greasing his dick and making Lini stroke faster and faster. Another wave of pleasure rocked Lini’s body. “This…is…it!” Lini thought as his entire body twitched rapidly. He almost lost his grip on his dick, but that wouldn’t stop what was about to come. It took all of Lini’s willpower to not shout out loud when he finally released. Every muscle in his body tensed up and he felt his Kupo nuts contract upwards. It was like a fire hose had gone off in his body as he released shot after shot of his white Moogle spunk onto the unsuspecting snake, adding to the mess that Nex had already made of it. Every shot covered the snake more and more, sticking to everything around it. The thrashing of the snake didn’t help it in terms of escaping, and only succeeding in further cocooning the snake in Moogle seed. Eventually, the entire snake was covered in their essence, and could only thrash about helplessly in the white cocoon that they had made for it. Lini flew erratically back to where Nex was. He was almost completely drained of energy after that little expenditure. When he got back to Nex’s location, Lini collapsed next to him, and by his equipment. He still had a massive hard-on, which made itself known with two more shots that landed on Lini’s face and chest before finally subsiding, leaving a small trail of white slowly flowing out of his penis onto the grass around it as it leaked. “I…” Lini gasped finally, “Really needed that, Kupo. And that was effin awesome.” Lini had just about enough strength to lift his head up to see the fruits of their labors. The snake was still twisting about in the Moogle semen cocoon the two of them had made around it. “You know, Kupo,” Lini said as he started catching his breath, “He’s going to get out the next time it rains.” Lini then dropped his head back and continued panting; a few laughs mixed in with his breathing. Hopefully, Nex didn’t have any big plans for them in the next few minutes. Lini didn’t think he could move until then, and he needed to clean himself up. |
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| Bowwy | Apr 8 2009, 04:45 PM Post #8 |
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MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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From his position on the ground, Nex kept one eye peeled, checking every couple of seconds on Lini’s progress on his part of their lovely school project. After a few minutes, Nex slowly stood, feeling his legs start to pump blood again, and then leaned against a nearby swamp tree, watching the snake still furiously thrashing around. It was such a foolish creature. It deserved to be coated like this. The Moogle slowly crept behind the tree he was leaning against as Lini basically exploded all over the snake. It was quite impressive, and the snake was now completely coated. The Moogle glanced over at Lini as he fell to the ground, and then continued to splooge on himself. Apparently, Lini wasn’t a master at masturbation just yet, BUT HE WOULD LEARN, OH YES, NEX WOULD TEACH HIM. The Moogle slowly floated over to the Knight and pushed him over, and then dragged him through the grass for about ten feet. That oughta get all that nasty juice off of his face. Nex then glanced around, unsure of where to go or what to do in a situation like what he was in. His eyes yet again floated over to the snake. It probably wasn’t going to rain for a few days, so whatever travelers came through would be safe for those few twenty four hour periods. If they wanted to, they could travel through the swamp at that point, but Lini was currently incapacitated with pure awesomeness, apparently. The Moogle floated over to his machine (still holding Lini) and then started to fire up the engines. “We gotta get the hell outta this dump,” Nex muttered to himself. He then got in the seat, and then reached for a towel and placed it on the seat right behind him. “Don’t mess up my leather seating, please. Where to?” As he said this, a man run up to the machine, out of breath, and then said, "Hey guys, I saw that whole thing, thank you, now I can go see my wife and six kids. It's gonna be gre-" At that point another snake blasted out of the swamp, and then ate the man's top half, leaving his bottom half standing there. Nex reached into the wallet of the topless pants, and took out the man's wallet, which he then removed of all gil. "No problem," Edited by Bowwy, Apr 8 2009, 05:59 PM.
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