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| Arcades are where men are made. [M]; Lini and Zadaine. | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 1 2009, 06:29 PM (220 Views) | |
| Bowwy | Jul 1 2009, 06:29 PM Post #1 |
MOOGLE AWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!
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“Die!” Blood splattered a wall, screams echoed throughout the alleyway. “Die, bitch, die!” An electronic noise blasted through the area. Nex was floating in front of an arcade machine titled Bust them Hoes up IX : Pimp’s revenge. The newest hit awesome, raping, epic game that Nex loved to play. Lini was going to meet him in the arcade later today. For now, however, Nex was going on a solo tour of video games, and the last concert had just sold out. He was on the final level and had to fight Al Calzone. The biggest, baddest, fattest, smelliest mob boss ever was the final boss. Nex had been playing with game for around six hours. He had a score of over six hundred thousand, and had only spent six gil. As the final level unfolded, and Nex finally defeated the fat smelly bastard, tickets began to pour out and the Moogle quickly gathered them all. He then floated up to the counter and looked at the prizes. “Ummmmmm….” Nex said, “UUuuuummmmmmm…I waaaaaaaaaant….that,” Nex pointed a small bouncy ball which cost five tickets. Nex handed them over and then continued to observe the prizes. “Uuuuuummmm….I want…..I want…hrmm…that,” Nex pointed at the same bouncy ball and received another one. “Oh, I want that too,” He said, pointing to a high powered rifle. The man shrugged and handed to him as Nex began to hug the automatic gun. He wouldn’t have it for long, however, because once he found that he shot darts, he shot the man in the head with it and then shot him in the crotch. “This gun sucks and I hate you,” Edited by Bowwy, Jul 4 2009, 11:07 PM.
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| Zidane | Jul 2 2009, 12:37 AM Post #2 |
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Hearing the screams a children all around the giant place full of Parents,Children,Teenagers and even a few old smelly people. Zidane looked around with his hands resting in the pockets of his semi baggy blue pants made of the finest leather that gos well with his slightly darker blue Vest that was worn over a tight white under shirt. Zidane started to move around as he observed the place from where he was standing and went through the place looking for something to do as he glanced at all the machines scattered completely through out the giant room. Seeking something interesting he heard a cry echoing through the room and heard a loud bang right after. Zidane quickly turned on the direction of the noise to a corner of the room. In the Corner of the room Zidane saw a fuzzy looking person as he moved in slowly and got a closer look . As Zidane moved closer the figure became bigger when Zidane was only a few feet away from the character he noticed a thing hanging out of his head. It was a Big red ball...."IT'S A FUCKIN MOOGLE!!!" Zidane thought as he was a little freaked at the size of the moogle. "Where have i ended up...." |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Jul 3 2009, 09:49 PM Post #3 |
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“Nex?” Lini called out as he traversed the large room of the arcade by flying about two feet in the air, “Nex? Kupo? Where are you? You said that you wanted to meet here now, and I’m here! So now where are you? You didn’t go off with a streetwalker again, did you, Kupo?” Lini had been off dealing with the recent property damage and other assorted things that the Mog Squad worked with on a regular basis. Suddenly, Nex informed him that he was bored and was going to go to the arcade or shoot somebody or punch babies or something, and for Lini to meet him there after about an hour. It was an odd request, but not from Nex, so Lini just said “Alright, see you then, Kupo,” and left it at that. Now, the time had passed and Lini realized what a horrible mistake it was to let Nex go off unsupervised. So, with no idea where Nex was, Lini was going to have to follow the inane train of thought Nex had left him with before flying off. That meant his first stop would be the arcade, which brings us to now. “Nex?” Lini shouted again, “Are you here? Or did you move on already? If you can here me…” Lini didn’t get a chance to finish his sentence. He was so busy looking around that he didn’t notice the tailed person that he was about to fly into until it was too late. *THUMP* “Ow!” Lini complained as he landed after the collusion. Lini shook his head a bit before looking to see who he had just run into. “Sorry about that, Kupo,” Lini apologized, “I wasn’t looking at where I was going.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 4 2009, 12:25 AM Post #4 |
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“I’m sorry sir, but that’s the gun you got, no trade ins!” Nex floated up to the man’s face and grabbed the collar of his shirt tightly. He spoke with a very soft, stern voice. He said, “Listen here you weak little shell of a man. I can blow this whole fucking place to Kingdom Come in one swoop if I want. Now you take back this shitty fucking dart gun and give me the vampire teeth and the bouncy elephant or so help me I will shock your testicles until your cock explodes. Are we clear?” The man nodded slowly and got him vampire teeth and the bouncy elephant. “Good boy,” The Moogle pushed him away, leaving him to change his soiled pants. He turned, hearing someone yell the fuck word and Moogle, and saw a very odd person standing there. He was wearing blue pants and a vest. Plus he had a fucking tail, but that really wasn’t the point, Nex had huge ears and a pom-pom. What was the point was that the Moogle was about to speak when Lini bumped into him from behind. Nex scratched his ear a little before realizing what was actually going on. “Alright…” Nex muttered to himself. He turned back to the ticket guy but he wasn’t there. “Fuck,” He turned back to Lini and the weird tailed guy. “…Who the fuck are you?” |
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| Zidane | Jul 4 2009, 02:13 AM Post #5 |
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Zidane was watching the Moogle almost strangle the man behind the counter and though to himself that he should probably ignore it and move on because it seems no one else cared nor even stared like it might be out of place."Man this place is weird." Zidane said to himself as he scratched the side of his head and went to turn around and go the other way till something then flew right into him knocking him down the ground. "ah ta ta ta ta tat"..."What the hell was that". Zidane said as he slowly sat up rubbing his head. Zidane then suddenly heard a voice apologising to Zidane. "O hey there..."Zidane said as he liseaned to the Moogle."Huh it's ok just watch where your going next time i guess." Zidane said as he finished rubbing his head and started to get himself up untill he heard a bit of a yell towards him as Zidane turned around he saw the Moogle that was holding up the guy from the counter from before. "Huh..Me?" Zidane looks around "Well me I'm a bit of a ladies man and all but whats it to you?" |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Jul 4 2009, 08:57 PM Post #6 |
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Well, Lini had apparently made enough of a ruckus to draw Nex’s attention from where it had been. The Moogle Mage had been in the arcade, and probably making as much of a fuss as Lini had been, but everything seemed to work out in the end. Of course, now Nex was wanting to know what had been going on, and who else was here, and Lini couldn’t answer that. “Hey Nex,” Lini said to his partner and trying to stall a bit, “I guess you decided to come here before your other destinations, Kupo.” Fortunately, Lini didn’t have to, as the mysterious tailed man decided to answer Nex’s inquiry. At least, somewhat answer it. All the tailed man said to Nex’s question of identity was that he was a ladies man. While there was nothing wrong with that, as the Mog Squad can and would testify to, it was a bit of a dodge. It meant that he either had something to hide, or he was confused at the situation he was in. Usually, it was option two when people met the Mog Squad, but exceptions do happen. “Right,” Lini said to the tailed man, “Well, this is Nex, and I’m Lini. Again, sorry about bumping into you like that, Kupo. Though I have to say, Kupo,” Lini added, “I’m not sure that an arcade is the best place to go looking for ladies.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 4 2009, 11:09 PM Post #7 |
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Somewhat of a ladies man, huh? Well, a real ladies man had the stuff to prove it. Nex nodded slowly, and then said, “Alright, just one moment,” Lini began to speak, telling the man their names and then giving him a little sly comment about picking up chicks in the arcade. Nex bent down and took off his Tux, and both pieces of his armor and placed them to the side. He popped his knuckles and his neck, and then reached down for his Moogle penis. “A real ladies man….can at any moment…have a fap off,” And then Nex began to stroke. “Can you take on a Moogle, cat boy? CAN YA?” His size began to increase. A flaccid Nex was somewhere around half a foot, but his full size was exponentially bigger than that was. “Can, ya, huh? I can FLOOD this place, buddy, FLOOD this place. Come on, whip out your fuckstick and let’s have a good ol fashion fap off,” Nex floated over to a table and kicked the food and drinks off it and then stood on top of it, still stroking. He was around thirteen inches at that point. “Come on, buddy, you scared? LET’S DO THIS MOTHER FUCKER! OLD STYLING THIS SHIT!” |
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| Zidane | Jul 6 2009, 01:27 AM Post #8 |
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Zidane watched as the moogle became insane possibly was very mentally ill from the beginning.Zidane inched back as the moogle flew up and on to the table. "Ok man i think you got some serious issues you might wanna work out with your buddy here. A ladies man does not wipe it out and stroke it himself my friend, If hes a true ladies man he'd have woman do it for him as well as not use a balloon to hide his really growth come on i mean really there is no way that is real." Zidane said confidently. As he was talking he was also walking around the place while the moogle was still stroking but liseaning to him at the same time. When Zidane finished what he was saying he then grabbed onto a random chair and leaned on it as he smiled evilly. "Then again this sight is just wrong in the first place." Zidane sad as he tossed up the chair into the air and kicked it towards the moogle on top of the table. Edited by Zidane, Jul 6 2009, 01:27 AM.
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Jul 6 2009, 05:04 PM Post #9 |
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As soon as the word “ladies man” came out of the tailed man’s mouth, Lini knew that Nex was going to pull something. It was partially why Lini was trying to get him to move on before Nex pulled something. Whatever Nex pulled out was going to be big, and it was going to be completely unnecessary to the situation. But, it was far too late for that. Nex heard it, and he pulled it. Specifically, he pulled out his dick and challenged the tailed man to a fap off. Lini sighed a bit as the tailed guy seemed slightly taken aback by the challenge. He went into a talk about how a true ladies man never fapped off alone, and always had a lady present for release. Lini was fine with the talk, but then he made a huge mistake. He called Nex a faker and then threw a chair at him. “Ohhhh…Kupo,” Lini said to himself, “This won’t end well at all for anyone involved.” Lini turned to the tailed guy. “You shouldn’t have done that, Kupo. Nex tends to take these things personally.” |
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| Bowwy | Jul 6 2009, 05:37 PM Post #10 |
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“A ladies man doesn’t do that? What kind of pussy ladies man are you, huh, one of those Dude Kalm town ones? HUH MOTHER FUCKER?! ANSWER ME! AND BY THE WAY, DICKWAD, THIS THING IS 150% REAL AS YOUR PUSSY!” He slammed it down on a nearby table, breaking it. “YEAH MOTHER FUCKER I BET YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” The tail man seemed to be in a corner, but he grabbed a chair and hurled it at the Moogle. Little did he know how good the Moogle was at controlling his penis. He leapt up, spinning, smacking the chair with his cock, smashing it into a bunch of little pieces. He landed on the ground a moment later, and glanced up at Zidane. “Are you ready to die?” The Moogle then flew at him with his top speed and spun, aiming to smack Zidane directly in the face with his now 17 and a half inch wang. It wouldn’t be the most damaging thing in the world, but it would cause the tail man a life of pain if he didn’t find a way to avoid it. |
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| Zidane | Jul 14 2009, 09:35 PM Post #11 |
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"I think it's about time to pop that long ass balloon of yours!" Zidane shouted as he turned around and grabbed a fork off one of the dinning tables and through it at Nex's cock with the points about to sink in. As that was happening Zidane backed off a few feet keeping some distance from the crazy moogle. "Now if your looking for a real fight you better get out your real weapon." Zidane says as he flips out two daggers that where hanging from his belt on his right and left hip. He twirled them around once then held them by there hands and the daggers shined in the light of the arcade. "It's your move buddy" |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Jul 15 2009, 04:39 PM Post #12 |
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Lini knew this was going to happen. The moment talk about how ladies were involved, Lini knew this day wouldn’t end without Nex pulling out his dick and trying to show off with it. One of these days, Lini figured Nex would do that to the wrong person and end up with a kick in the groin or worse. Today happened to bring about one of those wrong people, as the tailed man dodged Nex’s wrathful slap attempt as he started flailing his junk everywhere. The tailed man then grabbed a fork and jammed it into Nex’s member. Lini flinched. It didn’t happen to him, but he saw it and it hurt to watch. If Lini didn’t do something soon, things were going to quickly get out of hand, and a lot of things would explode in massive fireballs. “Whoa, whoa whoa, Kupos!” Lini shouted as he hit the air and held out his arms to create the visual that he was separating the two of them, “There’s no need to get all riled up over stupid comments and even stupider actions. Now, why don’t we all take a deep breath and calm down a moment and start over before things blow up and we all start murdering each other senselessly, Kupo?” Lini didn’t place the peacekeeper that often, but this situation seemed to call for it. Of course, the odds that it was going to work were slim to none, but if anyone asked, he could at least say he tried to stop it. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 15 2009, 04:56 PM Post #13 |
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“Popping a balloon?” The Moogle thought to himself, giggling. His opponent reached for a fork and then threw it. Nex made no attempt to avoid it, and the fork jammed into the side of the Moogle’s penis. He stopped for a moment, and then pulled it out and began laughing. “You fool!” He shouted, still laughing. “Your resistance only makes my penis harder!” The daggers Zidane were wielding did not scare him at all, and he had no intention of pulling his iron staff out, as he already had his carbon one ready for battle. His laughing went down to a giggle and then he glanced over at Lini. “Lini….uhh…NO I WANT TO FIGHT HEHEHEHEHE!” The Moogle pulled his cock up and then slammed it against the ground. It was around three and a half feet at that point, and the head was around 8 inches in diameter, so it had the same effect of basically hitting the ground with a large sledgehammer. “PREPARE FOR DEATH!” The Moogle rushed forward, doing a spin and then smashing his member through a table. “HAHAHAH!” He laughed, and then went for a dick punch at Zidane. Note: A dick punch is a thrust of the dick directly into someone’s face and or stomach, like a punch. In this case, it’s the stomach. |
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| Zidane | Jul 20 2009, 05:00 PM Post #14 |
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Zidane watched as the Moogle lost his mind and went berserk. "Hey buddy you should chill your scaring all the people around here, Maybe you should put that thing away and get out your real weapon and then the fun can begin." Zidane said till the Moogle Slammed his dick on the floor shaking the ground a bit. Zidane jumped a cm as he watched the Moogle yell at him and his friend. Zidane let his guard down for a sec and in that moment the Moogle decided to use that time to launch his attack as he lunged his dick towards Zidane furiously. "What the F..." Zidane had no time to finish his sentence as she quickly jumped up over the Moogle and hooking onto one of the hanging lights with his tail holding himself up from falling down near the Moogle again. "Damn buddy you need to put that thing away seriously." Zidance said as swong on the light letting go after he gained enough momentum to land far away from the Moogle again." Next time you try that I'm gonna have to cut that thing off." Zidane said has he smirked. |
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| [-Bag o Bones-] | Jul 20 2009, 05:59 PM Post #15 |
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Lini’s call for calm went unheeded by his partner. The tailed man might have wanted to work things out like civilized beast people, but Nex would have none of it. Well, that’s not to say that the small pause Nex gave meant that he didn’t think about it. But, Nex wanted to fight, and nothing was going to stop him. Lini moaned to himself as his friend and partner charged forward and tried to slap around the stranger with something that no one should be slapped with. Not to say that the tailed stranger was going to take that lying down. Apparently, he would fight if Nex wanted to, and still had his weapons out. He was able to dodge Nex’s charge, grab a light fixture to swing away from the strike of shame, and get enough momentum with his swing to get to the other side of the arcade. Well, since Nex wanted a fight, Lini was left with only a few choices and none of them were any good. He could stay out of it, and be a bad partner. Or, he could join Nex in battle, and be a bad knight. “Come on Nex! Kupo!” Lini protested once more, trying one last time to bring about a peaceful end to this, “You can’t further the cause of justice and valiant-ness by going through with this, Kupo! This isn’t right!” Again, Lini doubted his plea would be heeded, but maybe he would luck out. Lini really didn't have to pick one of the other options. |
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| Bowwy | Jul 22 2009, 10:01 PM Post #16 |
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“Fear…fear is good, my friend!” The Moogle shouted, slamming his weapon into the ground once again. His attempt to make him cry was avoided, unfortunately, but Nex’s spirit could not be halted by misses. The Moogle’s opponent began to jeer him, but he would not lower his weapon for the mere sake of joy! He would ride this whale out until it struck the bountiful plains of Zidane’s face and then left a large white wet sopping wet mark to declare Nex’s territory of who the fuck he had owned. It would be a great, great, great day. It was going to be amazing when it happened. Fear was good for man, but bad for Moogles. That’s why none of it was in his stomach as he took a proud pose and declared, “PREPARE FOR DEATH, HUMAN!” He then reached down and began to rub his penis with a ferocity only known by Moogles. A blur was created as the Moogle focused water into his hands for lubricant and then his system began to explode with intensity and he blasted all over the floor, sending tables and chairs smashing into walls. Lini's words were wasted on Nex as his goal was clear. However, Nex was not trying to drown Zidane like a homeless man, he was activating his Shiva materia which then flashed red, and then in Nex’s place stood a blue woman who shouted “DIAMOND DUST!” and then Ice Shards flew in every single direction, ripping through the ceiling and walls. |
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